Sounds Like I'm Famous Folks

My sister posted this on my facebook wall this morning:

Will:"Someone famous is coming to Iowa tonight"
My sister: "Who's that?"
Will: Emily! everybody knows she's in a band.
My Sister: who's everybody?
Will: everybody at school.
My Sister: How do they all know that?
Will: mom....people use the internet.

Oh my heart. I need them now.